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My banned list of 10 Church buzzwords

Published: September 28, 2012

Star Wars characters wear robes. Priests wear vestments

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Some new words and phrases have a certain charm or energy to them. Others are ugly, lazy or debased and come, all too often, from America, writes Alexander Lucie-Smith in The Catholic Herald.

But there is another community of speakers who seem to enjoy scraping the marble cladding off the language of Shakespeare and reducing it to brick. I mean, of course, the Catholic Church. This is one Romanist conspiracy that is sadly all too real.

Here are 10 examples of Catholic-speak that should be banned.

1. Formation This word has nothing to do with making things out of clay or Plasticine. Rather, you will encounter it in the following setting: “religious formation” or “clergy formation”. It means something wider than mere education or studies, and is supposed to cover all those activities that go on in seminaries.

Sometimes a priest may ask another priest: “Where did you do your formation?” The word comes to us from Italian (formazione) but what the priest really should be saying is: “Where did you do your training?”

2. Robes Those things you see your priest wearing at the altar? They are not robes. They are vestments. A robe is what you wear on your way to the bathroom. Judges wear robes, but priests vest. Priestly vestments are distinct and important. Robes sound like what they wore in Star Wars.

3. Share As in “thank you for sharing”. The only possible legitimate use of the word “share”, this side of California, is in the context of the stock market. So, instead of inviting people to share at the next meeting of the parish council, just turn and say: “So, what do you think?”

4. Delicate This is another import from Italian. Italians use the word delicato where we might use the words “awkward” or “embarrassing”. You are told that the situation in the parish is “delicate”. This means that everyone should bury their heads in the sand, because they are too embarrassed to mention some elephant in the room. Go ahead: mention it and see what happens. And while on that topic…

FULL STORY My banned list of 10 Church buzzwords (Catholic Herald)

 

 

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Recent Comments

  1. Please add Marginalised to the list of annoying buzzwords, thank you.

  2. A few more totally unnecessary changes are ambo (which is an ambulance officer),
    stewardship, and discernment. Really, what is the need for these?

  3. Let's not forget, in the 'good old days' when I was a youth and the church sailed on serenely before political correctness, there were buzz words too - many of which caused me 'wonder and amazement' if not a sense of downright silliness.
    Here's a few I remember from various retreat masters, sermons and everyday speech within the ghetto:
    divine intercourse, pious ejaculations, Holy Mother Church, the good Sisters (up at the convent), dear Father (down at the presbytery), non-catholics, spiritual bouquet, spoilt priest (someone who left the seminary), self-sacrifice (don't hear much of that anymore), spiritual immolation (for those who took the spiritual life very seriously), renunciation (pace divine immolation, but on a lesser scale), mixed marriage, offer-it-up, renunciation of the will, submission to the will of God, mortal sin, venial sin, missing Mass on Sunday, Friday fish and chips and others my feeble brain cannot recall.
    Odd though - the modern buzz words are often conected with me/us and self fulfuilment.
    The old buzz words were often about God, self-forgetfulness, obligation, duty and a confident sense of catholic identity. Perhaps it felt like we were in a ghetto.
    All I know is, in those days if someone said to me - or sang at me, 'Come as you are; that's how I want you....' I would have thought then, as I think now - 'Well, you're easily pleased.'
    There should be a tax on that hymn.

  4. He forgot 'vibrant'.

  5. Hmmmmm. Not confined to the Church, methinks.

  6. Remind me again why we are trying to prevent people from speaking the way they want to.
    Picture this: A parishioner walks up to their PP and says something along the lines of, 'group of us in the parish would really like some spiritual formation - something along the lines of a bible study group.'
    To which the PP replies, 'Please don't use the word formation. It bothers me because...'
    Wouldn't a better response be, 'Sure!'
    Or how about this: 'Would you like me to take your robes for cleaning?
    The words aren't important, the message is. A lack of eloquence isn't grounds for criticism and ultimately is counter-productive. I'm sure Jesus had something to say about being caught up in the minutia.
    Maybe the author should try being a little more delicate.

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